Tenga Ultra Size Edition Deep Throat Onacup Review: Yay or Nay?

I have used Tenga products for a while, mainly the flip hole and the Eggs, so when there was a deal on, I picked up the Tenga Ultra Size Edition Deep throat Onacup.

There’s a lot to take from that item name. Ultra size? Deepthroat? Onacup? Edition?! Let’s move on.

When the Tenga Ultra Size Edition Deep throat Onacup… okay… TUSEDO… arrived it looked distinctly like a miniature nuclear bomb that somebody had painted red with go faster stripes.

It was also huge. In pictures I expected it to be as small as the egg, but the total size of the thing was over 7 inches and it was wide as hell.

It’s not a discreet item, but then it’s – supposedly – a one use item too, so let’s go guns blazing with the paint scheme.

So, almost immediately I took off the easy-peel packaging and popped off the bottom of the Tenga and got started.

The great thing about the TUSEDO Tactical Nuke is that it comes pre-lubricated. To use, simply unwrap, take off the vac lock sticker on the top and pop your dick in. Easy.

For a disposable product, I was impressed by the work that had gone into it.

The material is TPE, which means absolutely nothing to me, but my dick hasn’t fallen off so I assume it’s safe*. It was very soft.

Man, that sounded less creepy in my head. Moving swiftly on, upon entry I found my dick traversing the crystal maze style layout of stimulation, which frankly felt amazing.

I think even without the deep throat vacuum mechanism it still would have been a thoroughly enjoyable experience.

The deepthroat mechanism in the TUSEDO was fantastic.

I found by covering the hole at the top you could control the pressure and suction whilst stroking, which made me all tingly and unreasonably emotional each time I drew it up and down.

The size of the TUSEDO coffee maker was advertised as being “ultra size”. I’d probably name it the Tenga Average Size Edition Deepthroat Onacup, but that’s why I’m writing a review not swimming in a pool full of money.

I found I couldn’t push the Tenga all the way to the base of my shaft without mashing my junk up against the roof. It was only a mild irk, and it felt just as good stroking up and down without being able to slam into it all the way.

Pros- Easy to use, Feels Great, Red speed stripes

Cons- Unable to clean it, expensive for one use, Hates polar bears (not environmentally friendly)

The only downside to the TUSEDO is that it was one use only. Was it cleanable? Of course! Wait, no. Not at all.

I did manage to fit an intimate wipe down the thing and let gravity do a bit of the work but after one use it would never be clean again. I used it a couple more times the same day then threw it away.

I suppose condoms would prolong usage but I like to live dangerously. And by dangerously I mean alone masturbating into a piece of plastic unsheathed.

Overall it’s a great product, the price is very expensive for a one use item but it really felt like a luxury item, and it felt amazing.

There’s no hassle to just opening, using then throwing away, it’s just not very economical or environmentally friendly. Would I buy it again? Probably, but I don’t think I’d buy one regularly, purely because of the price and waste. I do, however, recommend it.

*Note – although TPE is a non-porous material (mostly, some TPE materials can be porous ) I’d still advise using with caution, although some people do reuse the Onacups, don’t reuse it too often and try to clean it thoroughly if you do decide to this, if you want a more permanent masturbator then maybe give the Tenga Fliphole a try.